As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darling," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
24Dec2008
HAPPY CRISTIMAS........
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It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.
They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them.
When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.
"Well, Paddy, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."
They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.
"How about this one, Paddy?"
"Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking."
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry.
"Well, Paddy, what do we do now?"
"Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not."
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It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.
They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them.
When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.
"Well, Paddy, What do you think?"
"Sorry, Shaun, this tree won't do. Let's try another one."
They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.
"How about this one, Paddy?"
"Not quite, Shaun. Let's keep looking."
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry.
"Well, Paddy, what do we do now?"
"Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not."
Monday, December 22, 2008
23Dec2008
A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
Sunday, December 21, 2008
22Dec2008
A pipe bursts in a doctor's house. He called the plumber. The plumber arrived, umpacked the tools, did some plumber-type things and handed the doctor the bill for $600,The doctor exclaimed 'This is ridiculous! I dont even make that much as a doctor!'The plumber answered quietly, 'Neither did i when i was a doctor.
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