21Nov2008

Santa was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by.
The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car coming towards him and stop.
Santa, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door and only then realized that there`s nobody behind the wheel! The car starts very slowly.
Santa looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray, begging for his life. He hasn`t come out of shock when, just before the car hits the curve, a hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel. Santa, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are approaching a curve.
Santa, gathering strength, gets out of the car and runs all the way to the nearest town. Wet and in shock he goes into a bar, asks for two shots of whiskey, and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realize that Santa was crying and wasn`t drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked in the same bar and one said to the other, "Look, that`s the asshole that got in the car while we were pushing it!"

20Nov2008

Mohan's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Mohan notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Mohan.

His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"
Mohan takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

19Nov2008

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party
which said "Black Tie Only"!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!

18Nov2008

Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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On d bike's silencer.

17Nov2008

MOHAN- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

SOHAN- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas "DURGA" sawar ho jati hai.