05Dec2008

Sardar ji aapni nayi gadi main chandigarh 4 hrs main paunch gaye par wapusi main 10 ganthe lage ... WHY?...

Give the answer .......... !!!!!!!!!!!
and will attractive prizes.

04Dec2008

ek banda liver ki bimar se mar gaya bhagwaan aaye bole koi adhuri ichaa.. sharabhi bola bhagwaan aagle janam main 1 extra liver laga kar bhejna..

03Dec2008

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: What was that for?

Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Mary" written on it?

Man: Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horseraces? "Mary" was the name of the horse I bet on.

The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.

Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head.

Man: What's that for this time?
Wife: Your horse called

02Dec2008

त्रिकाल - यार तू लड़कियों को घूरता तो बहुत हैं शादी क्यों नही कर लेता.
विकाल - अबे साले, लडकियां हाथी की तरह होती हैं, मैं उन को देखना पसंद करता हूँ पालना नही. समझा

01Dec2008

Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)