08Jun2009

संता (पत्नी से)- काम वाली शांति को बुलाऊ!
पत्नी (संता से)-क्यो?

संता (पत्नी से)-डॉक्टर ने कहा है, रात में दवा खाने के बाद शांति के साथ सो जाना।


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01Jun2009

शक्की पत्नी
पति देर रात पिए हुए घर पहुंचा।
पत्नी ने पूछा तो पति ने झूमते हुए जवाब दिया, जुआ खेलकर, दारू पीकर कोठे से आ रहा हूं।
शक्की पत्नी बोली, झूठ बोल रहे हो, ज़रूर कहीं और गए थे।

Next Update====> 08 Jun 2009

25May2009

परीक्षा हॉल के बाहर का सीन.
गुजरात
पहला दोस्त - पेपर कैसा हुआ
दूसरा दोस्त - बढ़िया हुआ यार.
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चेन्नई
पहला दोस्त - पेपर कैसा हुआ
दूसरा दोस्त - "अच्छा हुआ यार"
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दिल्ली
पहला दोस्त - पेपर कैसा हुआ
दूसरा दोस्त - "पेपर की माँ की आँख, साथ वाली बंदी सेट कर ली तेरे भाई ने दोस्त "

Next Update ====> 01 Jun 2009

18May2009

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered,
“Hello?”

“Is your Daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?”

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes,” came the answer.

“May I talk with her?”

Again, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked the child, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen,” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”


“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle

“Me.”

Next Update ====> 25 May 2009

11May2009

What is DeadLock
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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa(boss) make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this Week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

Next Update ====>18 May 2009

04May2009

लड़का, लड़की सेः तुझमें रब दिखता है। यारा मैं क्या करूं ?
लड़कीः माथा टेक और दफा हो जा।

Due to delay in posting One more this week

ग्राहक : मेरे सूप में मक्खी डूबकर मर गई है।
होटल वालाः अरे भई मैं ढाबा चलाऊं या इन्हे तैरना सिखाऊं !!!


Next Update ====> 11 May 2009

27Apr2009

Mr. Ok:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Ok cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Ok: my sister just called, her mom died too

Next Update ====> 04 May 2009