18May2009

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered,
“Hello?”

“Is your Daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?”

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes,” came the answer.

“May I talk with her?”

Again, the small voice whispered, “No.”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked the child, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen,” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”


“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle

“Me.”

Next Update ====> 25 May 2009

11May2009

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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa(boss) make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this Week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

Next Update ====>18 May 2009

04May2009

लड़का, लड़की सेः तुझमें रब दिखता है। यारा मैं क्या करूं ?
लड़कीः माथा टेक और दफा हो जा।

Due to delay in posting One more this week

ग्राहक : मेरे सूप में मक्खी डूबकर मर गई है।
होटल वालाः अरे भई मैं ढाबा चलाऊं या इन्हे तैरना सिखाऊं !!!


Next Update ====> 11 May 2009

27Apr2009

Mr. Ok:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Ok cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Ok: my sister just called, her mom died too

Next Update ====> 04 May 2009

Bond : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Bond : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Bond : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

Next Update ====> 27 Apr 2009

13Apr2009

A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living.

The first little girl said: “My name is Mary and my Daddy is a postman.”

The next child, a little boy said: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”

And so it went until one little boy said: “My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease artist in a gay club.”

The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject. Later, in the school yard, the teacher

approached Little Johnny privately and asked if it was really true that his dad danced nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, “No, he’s really a Business Development Director at Lehmaan Brothers, but I’m just too embarrassed to tell anyone.”

Next Update ====> 20 April 2009

06Apr2009

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.

She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers.

Then her husband had an idea….

He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” about twenty people stood.

Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up.

The He smiled and said

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“Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party”.

Next Update====>13 Apr 2009