Bond : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Bond : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Bond : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

Next Update ====> 27 Apr 2009

13Apr2009

A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living.

The first little girl said: “My name is Mary and my Daddy is a postman.”

The next child, a little boy said: “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”

And so it went until one little boy said: “My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease artist in a gay club.”

The teacher gasped and quickly changed the subject. Later, in the school yard, the teacher

approached Little Johnny privately and asked if it was really true that his dad danced nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, “No, he’s really a Business Development Director at Lehmaan Brothers, but I’m just too embarrassed to tell anyone.”

Next Update ====> 20 April 2009

06Apr2009

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.

She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers.

Then her husband had an idea….

He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” about twenty people stood.

Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up.

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“Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party”.

Next Update====>13 Apr 2009

20Mar2009

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?
They blink together,
They move together,
They cry together,
They see things together and
they sleep together

BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that’s what is true friendship !!

But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye blinks and the other
remains open…..


Girls can break even the best

Next Update====> 06May2009

23Mar2009

A Man said to God:

”Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls”

God replies: “Tataastu Bachaa” (Your wish is granted!)

and then….

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Made him a bus conductor of - Ladies special bus!

Next Update===>30 Mar 2009

16Mar2009

Recession hit
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Morning time in an IT company office:

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office. 10 minute passed…5 more minute passed.

Security Officer: Announcement started, “Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are lay off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

Next Joke====> 23Mar2009

09Mar2009

बोन्ड : मेरी गाड़ी में एक रुपये का पेट्रॉल डाल दो |

पेट्रॉल पम्पवाला : एक रुपये का पेट्रॉल डलवा कर कहां जाओगे |

बोन्ड : अरे जाना कहां है , हम तो बस ऐसे ही पैसे उड़ाते हैं |

Next Joke ==> 16 Mar 2009